Post by jules. on Sept 29, 2007 18:46:34 GMT -5
for the misconception of being a fan (we all know the phonies) take this test:
you know you're a true jonas bros fan if..
- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles! ['nuff said]
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. [again, 'nuff said]
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes [bless him..]
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. [SOS, Hold On, Year 3000]
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the *sigh* songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70% water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100%
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the *tight pants* look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- when people make fun of them, you just sing their songs even louder than before
- you can't live a day without hearing their voices
- pssh. you'd buy a car from kevin anyday
- PONED! you ignore people who ask what that means
- PS; you also know that kevin still wears his purity ring, just because it's not on his finger, doesn't mean anything, you know the boys are good boys
- a guy walks into a grocery store and asks for a glass of milk.. [you just laughed really loud, recalling a video they've made]
- you would NEVER ever EVERRR leave kevin out. he's just as amazing as nick and joe
- you know what a fake fan is, and you honestly want to grenade them all
- you support anyone that has anything to do with them, [example.. miley..]
- you can't go a day without googling them
- you recently, actually tried to put a 50 dollar bill in a vending machine..
- OMJ THEY'RE ON THE RADIO! ..oh yea.. you requested them.
- THEY'RE ON THE RADIO AGAIN!!! oh yea.. you requested them again
- AGAIN!! this time you didn't request them, but you still dance around like a maniac
- you're proud of them, and you're sad to see them grow up, but also extremely honored to have such an amazing band grace the earth <3
- everytime you say 'DEAR GOD' you automatically think of nick
- if you've ever said a sentence with the word 'appreciate' in it, you have to stop and sing the song
- ...you STILL have the jonas brothers hannah montana episode recorded on your tivo/dvr
- along with every other thing they've been on.. [AKA miss teen usa, DC games.. etc]
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan
DUDE. I REALLY AM A TRUE FAN!
you know you're a true jonas bros fan if..
- your life goals include something about planting cotton candy trees
- at random times, you ponder the 'if a tree falls, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a noise?' theory
- you definitely know wha fantastalistic is
- when you see something you like, you yell 'SHOTGUN!'
- NJ.. IS off the chain..
- jobromance?! you wish you could have one of those..
- you can name every one of their songs off the top of your head
- you have joe's 'the cd is out' dance memorized.. down to the cape
- when joe did 'the look' on bonus jonas, you squealed
- your new favorite pick up line (even though you may or may not be a diabetic) is 'slow down sugar, cuz I'm diabetic!'
- you wish at 7:05 instead of 11:11
- on joe's birthday.. you threw a birthday party with your friends; cake, singing, presents & all
- lately you've noticed you've been drinking a lot of orange gatorade..
- starbucks, 2 miles! ['nuff said]
- you quote the jonas brothers in almost every sentence
- you randomly 'EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR THE POOL' blurt out JB related things
- you can honestly admit that you are fully obsessed.
- ..JB wall.. [again, 'nuff said]
- if you see them on the cover of a magazine, you have to buy it
- you cried when you heard about nick and his diabetes [bless him..]
- since that day, he's pretty much been your number one hero
- your parents know as much about the three as you do.. maybe a little less, but almost..
- you've annoyed anyone who'll come within a mile radius of you
- sometimes you just watch DC to catch the jonas brothers 'bonus jonas' time
- you know the words to 'Nick J is off the chain' - and you agree with it
- when you see someone who looks like Joe, Kevin, or Nick, you have to get really close to them just to make sure it's not a JB
- CORN POPS?! I want some..
- for some reason, every small thing reminds you of one of the boys. baby bottle pops.. butterfingers.. cotton candy.. screwdrivers.. and possibly water bottles
- you wish your name was Mandy.. and that you were born in Australia, but currently reside in California
- your ipod consists of JB and nothing but JB
- ..even your family can sing the words to atleast one of their songs
- JB IS ON TV! everyone around you knows not to touch the remote or they will lose an arm
- fantastalistic! and poned are part of your daily vocabulary
- you know how the jonas brothers started- AND you can name other songs besides the usual three that FAKE fans name. [SOS, Hold On, Year 3000]
- you ARE dj danger..
- joe has no anger problems.. he's completely and utterly.. NORMAL in your eyes
- you love God for giving kevin that one sick day, where he stayed home and learned to play the guitar..
- you just stare at people who ask if nick's hair is NATURALLY straight
- if someone were to play you in a movie, you'd want it to be johnny depp as jack sparrow.. playing you
- you like your crowds medium rare
- you know what 'campfire' is..
- the JB's routine before a show.. you know what they do and in what order
- you miss the 'joehawk' but the new hair is cute too
- ..sometimes you just like to listen to the *sigh* songs from back before nick hit puberty just to miss the old times
- you miss the old days, when the jonas brothers weren't quite so famous, but you're also proud of them for getting this far
- you'd vote joe for president ANY DAY
- you honestly think that there are no cars in oklahoma, just because joe exlaimed it
- AAR = a group of douches who need to be shot.. just because they badmouthed JB
- joe said the world is only covered in 70% water.. so he must be right, no doubt about it, he's always right
- nick is a stud muffin - you agree with joe 100%
- when something is illogical, you HAVE to say 'yo, that's illogical, I can't have it' and you can say it with a straight face
- you pretty much threw a part when you found out the the jonas brothers reached number one internet sold album
- frankie is most definitely the cutest little kid alive. ever.
- ..you know they're really the only guys that age who can pull off the *tight pants* look
- you remember the days back when kevin was a complete nerd, and joe was a little weirdo
- you even sat through 20 minutes of that show DLIFE just so you could see them for a whole of 5 minutes
- just because you can; you comment their myspace once a day.. it's tradition!
- you think it's deadly hilarious that kevin broke his sidekick the first day he had it
- you KNOW that joe is superman, and that he's from planet XZ315.. he doesn't lie, he only tells the truth
- you've watched every video of theirs on youtube so many times that you could probably say the words outloud
- you know what happened to nick's first purity ring, and where he got his new one
- ..you know what the purity rings symbolize
- if someone asked you if the JB's were really married, you'd laugh so hard you'd cry, then you'd go serious and nod, saying 'yea, to me'
- you're still a huge fan of 'It's About Time'
- since kevin watches music videos when he first wakes up, YOU DO TOO
- when people make fun of them, you just sing their songs even louder than before
- you can't live a day without hearing their voices
- pssh. you'd buy a car from kevin anyday
- PONED! you ignore people who ask what that means
- PS; you also know that kevin still wears his purity ring, just because it's not on his finger, doesn't mean anything, you know the boys are good boys
- a guy walks into a grocery store and asks for a glass of milk.. [you just laughed really loud, recalling a video they've made]
- you would NEVER ever EVERRR leave kevin out. he's just as amazing as nick and joe
- you know what a fake fan is, and you honestly want to grenade them all
- you support anyone that has anything to do with them, [example.. miley..]
- you can't go a day without googling them
- you recently, actually tried to put a 50 dollar bill in a vending machine..
- OMJ THEY'RE ON THE RADIO! ..oh yea.. you requested them.
- THEY'RE ON THE RADIO AGAIN!!! oh yea.. you requested them again
- AGAIN!! this time you didn't request them, but you still dance around like a maniac
- you're proud of them, and you're sad to see them grow up, but also extremely honored to have such an amazing band grace the earth <3
- everytime you say 'DEAR GOD' you automatically think of nick
- if you've ever said a sentence with the word 'appreciate' in it, you have to stop and sing the song
- ...you STILL have the jonas brothers hannah montana episode recorded on your tivo/dvr
- along with every other thing they've been on.. [AKA miss teen usa, DC games.. etc]
- OH, and you nodded and smiled while reading through this
- ..and of course you just have to repost it because you're a true fan
DUDE. I REALLY AM A TRUE FAN!
